Having children is like living in a frat house —
nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s
a lot of throwing up. — RAY ROMANO
via Small Fry blog
Two great things you can give your children: one is roots, the other is wings.
The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
People who say they sleep like a baby
usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke